Remember the days...

A friend sent me this mail and i thought it was hilarious so decided to share. Still has some kinks but...

All them days of Baba Fryo; Ten-Ten; Form a big cycle like your mother's cooking pot; catcher; Them go they pose-them go they denge denge; Leggings; Aunty gimme cake, Alice bands; butterfly, shine shine; Water parks; Flex; Mr Biggs meat pie, Cho Cho Cho ChocoMilo; Supreme ice cream, Nasco cornflakes, Maggi-2-minutes noodles, Shey na Beans abi na Yam, abi na moin moin, abi poraro, abi water in a sachet; Pure water; Ice water; Love oh love, my love my all....etcetera

COMMERCIALS:
cho cho choco milo,
ajinomoto for super cooking,
na eim i soak ma clot inside new OMO,....i comot am, my cloth come dey smell new new saint saint na eim i just dey hear...omo super blue omo - washes even brigter and it shows!!!!!!

child>>>"mummy daddy is shaking!!!!"
mom>>>”Dundee ur daddy is not yet back...”
child>>>”mummy daddy is shakin...”moms runs down.......
mom>>>"darlin wots da matter"
dad>>>[in pain]"headache-pain'...feverish condition
mom>>> “use medik five five”Shaky shaky daddy,..!!!

GAMES: As i was going to the market goin to the shop...He bought me icecream he bought me cake mama mama i feel so sick call the doctor quick quick doctor doctor will i die count up TO 10 and you will feel alright (cant think of the beginning)

SAYINGS / (SONGS/NURSERY RHYME) / NAIJA YANZ
den go de pose den go dey denge denge...

den den den..I WILL TELL MUMMY FOR U!!

SHUT UP UR MOUTH DAT U DID NOT BRUSH SINCE D DAY U WERE BORN.

ME ME ME ME ME MUMMY WILL NOT CARRY YOU!!SHAME!

HULK HOGAN SHOW ME UR POWER-GEN
ANODA ONE-GEN
A BIGGER ONE GEN GEN GEN GEN GEN GEN GEN
AND A SPECIAL ONE GENN

chasis, weevo,

Good morning ma and God bless you ma

u loved chocomilo

2 tayns 2 4 , 2 tayns tiri sis

if u ever sang this songs....
H-I-P for the HIP for the HIPPOPO
P-O-P-O for the HIPPOPO
And T-A-M-U-S for the HIPPOPOTAMUS

i remEMber when i was a soldier
we are hesh hay pi pi y..HAPPY

e ki bo rocky, orobo kibo

all those are born in january stand up, stand up, all those are born in February stand up, stand up...ariya, riya roses God bless u.

On my way, on my way to sailor's house, on my way on my way to sailor, sailor, visiting, sailor, sailor visiting, un, deux, trois..

There were two little black birds sitting on the wall, one named Peter, one named Paul, fly away Peter, fly away paul now come back Peter, come back Paul.

tinko tinko tinkoko tinko.

konko konko who is there?
mister who!
what do u want?
i want some colors
which colors....color RED

bla bla bla sheep have you any wool yea yea sir three bags full..

who stole d meat from the cooking pot?
number1 stole d meat from d cooking pot..
who me? yes who? it couldn't be, then who?

ONE TWO...BUCKLE MY SHOE
THREE FOUR...KNOCK AT THE DOOR
FIVE SIX...PICK UP STICKS
SEVEN EIGHT...LAY THEM STRAIGHT
NINE TEN...A BIG FAT HEN

ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE...ONCE I CAUGHT A FISH ALIVE
SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE, TEN...THEN I LET IT GO AGAIN
WHY DID YOU LET IT GO...BECAUSE IT BIT MY FINGER SO
WHICH FINGER DID IT BITE...THIS LITTLE FINGER ON MY RIGHT

After round one
original panadol extra

my name is tina, i come from argentina, i drink maltina, which makes me thinner.

Humpty dumpty sat on the wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall and all the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put humpty dumpty together again.

one ge carry water she no kno,

mr. macaroni riding on a bicycle

IF U SANG:
dis girl u tink sey u fyn i get another girl we fyn pass u..eh ..eh(2x)
like my mother... she fyn pass u...berekete
my sister.. she fyn pass u.......... berekete

solomon grundy born on monday ......

Polly put tha kettle on Polly put the Kettle on and lets of have tea...

We want to pray!
We want to pray!
Close Ur eyes!(2ce)
Put Ur hands together!(2ce)
Say Ur prayer!(2ce)

SOME HAVE FOOD,BUT CANNOT EAT
SOME CAN EAT, BUT HAVE NO FOOD
WE HAVE FOOD AND WE CAN EAT
GLORY BE TO YOU OH LORD! AMEN!

The day is bright, it's bright and fair, oh happy day...

Are you in the Lord's army? yes sir!
Are you in the Lord's army? yes sir!
I will never steal from my mother's pot,
Tell lies to daddy, beat up my younger ones,
I will never fight in the neighbourhood
Cuz i am in the Lord's army
Yes sir!

Holiday is coming (2x)

"JUMBU MY SON, I SENT U TO SCHOOL
U DNT KNOW HOW TO SPELL UR NAME,..
U DNT KNOW HOW TO SPELL UR NAME"

........when you screamed UP NEPA!!!!

u say "give me dis thing NOW" not exactly saying dat u want it that very moment but just to stress ur need for it......

u said let us play on the jangolova when u actually mean lets play on the swings or merry-go-round.

BREAKING TIME

FATHER CHRISTMAS

u said "NO OO!!!

Ojuju Calabar

Madam koinkoin....

if u see my mama-hosanna

dress/shift for her so she can sit down.

OYA,u guys should lap each other

when GSM was still SHACKIN u

when u believed in the 3 ORANGE MEN

banga, knockout

if u ever wore those socks with holes everywhere and u rolled them down, so it looked lyk a donut around your ankle

u always wanted to be on maltina moments during xmas time so u can be like "I want to make a request to my fada and my moda....alhaji and alhaji mukailah, my aunty iya ramota, my broda and my sista, rasaki and rukayat, I want to wish them a merry Christmas and a happy new year"

FOOD/LICKY LICKY:
Indomie
zobo and kunu,korokoro, supreme ice-cream, gala sausage roll
fanta chapman, fanta lemon, mirinda

if u drank Just Juice, Jucee, Tandi Guranda,

agege bread and PURE WATER

Trebor, Malta, Eclairsprawn crackers

solo coke, orobo coke, designer rice...robot chewing gum, and sprint, kuli kuli, guguru and epa

TV CHANNELS/PROGRAMMES:
nta2-channel 5,ela ojukan,
DBN,AIT,SILVERBIRD,CHANNELS,MIT V

Fuji house of commotion
Papa Ajasco and company....Wale Adenuga production. Miss Pepeye, boy Alinco and co
Super-story: Toyin tomato..etc
tales by moonlight
SPEAK OWWWUTTTT
Kiddy Vision 101(its is time for kiddy vision 101 it is children television 101)
CADBURY BREAKFAST TELEVISION..

All them tele novellas – The rich also cry; No one but you; Rosa; The lady of the rose; The secret of the sands…Passions

ENTERTAINERS:
Baba fryo
daddy showkey
BlackkyDanny Wilson
Shina peters
Onyeka Owenu
Chi-Chi of Africa

PLACES/HANG OUT SPOTS:
WATER PARKS AND AMUSEMENT PARKS
IKOYI CLUB
MR BIGGS
TANTALIZERS
FANTASYLAND
POLO CLUB
bend-down select Market
TEJUOSHO

MEMORIES/TEXTS:
"Ali and Simbi"
"Eze goes to school"
"Ifeanyi and Obi"
any story with tortoise and lion
my book of bible stories

TEXTBOOKS/EXERCISE BOOKS:
QUEEN PREMIER
UNDERSTANDING MATHEMATICS
MACMILLIAN ENGLISH
UGO C. UGO
C.N. OKPARA
NEW GENERAL MATHEMATICS
ABABIO
HIGHER EDUCATION
OXFORD NOTEBOOK
STANDARD NOTEBOOK
2A-ENGLISH
2B-MATH
WRITING BOOK IN RED AND BLUE


Peace!